my life is just a collection of poorly made decisions with alternative music playing in the background
And there ya have it, folks.
gif found at kattygirls.com
What do I do when I’m sick? I google “cat beards” on google images and here were some of the best.
omfg
This is how my dashboard was earlier
‘If i murder someone, she’s the person i’d call to help me drag the corpse across the living room floor. She’s my person.’ - (S08E19 x S09E11)
(Source: sweetdisastr)
(Source: oestranhomundodek)
are you the SAT because i’d do you for 3 hours and 45 minutes
with a ten minute break halfway through for snacks
That’s the most reasonable pick up line I’ve ever heard. You’re hired.
SO THIS GUY IN MY ENGLISH IS DOING A PROJECT FOR BIO WHERE HE GETS A DUCKLING TO IMPRINT ON HIM SO HE JUST CARRIES IT AROUND WITH HIM TO ALL OF HIS CLASSES AND I SWEAR THIS DUCK IS THE MOST WELL BEHAVED FUCKING POULTRY IVE EVER SEEN IT JUST SITS ON HIS DESK QUIETLY AND SOMETIMES HE PUTS IT IN HIS POCKET AND IT JUST SLEEPS LIKE WOW YOU GO DUCKY
I’m Good Enough, I’m Smart Enough, and Doggone It, People Like Me!
(Source: fuckyeahpersonification)
(Source: killer-cat)
Asami likes you as you are Korra, you don’t need to be taller ;D
and I know sometimes it’s hard to tell, but I really do like Mako.
